What do I say?

Good vegan come backs:

Why don’t you drink milk?

                Answer: Because I am a grown up. Humans are the only mammal that drink the milk of another animal and continue to drink it as gown ups.

 

Where do you get your protein from?

                Answer: where do you get your magnesium?

 

We need meat to survive!

                Answer: why do vegetarians live longer?

 

Plants are living things too

                Answer: pick an apple and kill a pig and tell me that’s the same thing! I tell them you watch a video of a documentary of a pig slaughterhouse and ill watch a video of a documentary of a vegetable harvest.

 

So…. What do you eat?

                Answer: anything that dont shit!
                Answer: I don’t eat anything with a butt hole!

 

Why are you vegan?

                Answer: Im not! I’m a hippy! Mind if I take my clothes off too? (Leaves them speechless)

 

You are missing out on the joys of life

                Answer: if by joys you mean cancer and heart disease, then I’m glad I’m missing out!

 

Are you vegan because you love animals?

                Answer: Nope, I hate plants! Must kill them all!